the silver scream!!!!!!

 

hahahahaha i have come up with a good use for this blog! in my last post i mentioned being obsessed with ice nine kills - well, i have started watching the movies that silver scream and welcome to horrorwood are based off of! so im going to write about them here because who the fuck would care

i already watched american psycho a couple of years ago. i hate it, but i love it. american psycho is a movie that does not Bury The Gays ok there's only one gay person but yeah. american psycho rocks for not killing luis. but also i love paul allen's death scene sooooooo much. i love paul allen's fake vacation i mean he totally goes on vacation yeah. i have to return some video tapes

the first movie i watched specifically bcuz of INK was pet sematary, but i watched the 2019 version and didn't know it was a remake lol it was kinda dumb but not bad but i feel like i already forget anything notable about it. like i remember the plot 100% (umm because ice nine kills) but i don't remember the experience of watching it??? or something idk

 next i watched the fly! the 50s version and then the 80s version. the 50s version was pretty silly in all its 50s-ness. the little boy was so weird and like. im sure he wasn't supposed to be but he was so weird to me. the sets were kinda cool. andrefly sure was different from brundlefly......... it's crazy how different the two movies were. the 80s one was so gross! but it was funny when his ear fell off tbh.

then last night i watched halloween. IT WAS SO FRICKING BORING like huh????? it was kinda funny when the boyfriend was swinging upside down, dead. it wasn't even close to scary in any way and the plot and characters were boring, and there weren't any cool special effects or crazy make-up. why is the song so much better than the movie