watching straight kids get killed in the woods

 

random death note picture wooot!!!! it is time again, my dear sweet void, to write about the movies i watched this weekend. first was friday the 13th. i watched it on saturday and not friday. horrible, i know.

it was better than halloween. in the beginning it was like, yeah annie is ok (lol) she is talking to a dog so that's cute. she didn't stick around long tho. this movie wasn't scary and the effects weren't very impressive. that older guy (was his name steve) looked so stupid when he was shirtless and wearing jorts like everything about his whole look was so bad. the make-up for kid jason was creepy but like. wow deformed looking child is creepy. wow. somehow it feels hard to remember much of anything to say about this movie. TGIF is a really good song in terms of including a lot of details from the movie and doing them well. probably one of the best, like hip to be scared level.

then i watched cabin fever. this one was actually pretty fun other than the sex scenes Do Not Want umm give me a version of this movie with them cut out and i'd rewatch it. kinda funny to compare this movie to texas chainsaw massacre. the group of young people going on a trip and fucked up stuff happens in their vehicle and people die and there is weed. but cabin fever is more silly and the colour palette isn't so desaturated. anyway, my favourite part was when that one guy fell in the water where the burnt corpse was. also i liked the part where one of the guys fell asleep with his head on the other guy's shoulder. nice. also squirrels are gay. and omg the ending LMAO also when that guy was touching the blonde girl under the blanket and his hand comes up covered in blood like hahahaha periods. not.

also the bunny guy in the hospital. omg like cabin fever has so many things. it's so silly. is hostel this silly i wish hostel would be silly but i feel like it probably isn't.

silver screaming again

 

wooo random pic! okay let's go!! this past weekend i watched two more movies that ice nine kills songs were based off of! child's play and texas chainsaw massacre! exclamation points!!!!!!

after the disappointment that was halloween, i figured i could watch ANYTHING and it would be better than that, so i watched child's play, and actually it was awesome! the effects and puppetry and animatronics and everything were so good. it's amazing how much work was put in to making chucky come to life and it was worth the effort. they were so fricking good at movie effects back then! and the car scene was awesome. knife up TEH BUTT. almost. plus this movie had cool explosions

on the other hand, texas chainsaw massacre. nah. honestly savages isn't a bad song on its own, but in terms of movie tie-in it's not the great compared to the other INK songs. like put in a line about how you'll be HOOKED or something about the piano like why didn't they do more with this song. compare this song to hip to be scared, there's no competition. but yeah, the movie is soooo whatever too. like. was it better than halloween. well maybe. halloween is very dark all the time, tcm is very desaturated all the time. tcm can make u happy to be vegetarian (not that it was necessary) and plus it's like the opposite of copaganda but that's really the best i can say about it.

the silver scream!!!!!!

 

hahahahaha i have come up with a good use for this blog! in my last post i mentioned being obsessed with ice nine kills - well, i have started watching the movies that silver scream and welcome to horrorwood are based off of! so im going to write about them here because who the fuck would care

i already watched american psycho a couple of years ago. i hate it, but i love it. american psycho is a movie that does not Bury The Gays ok there's only one gay person but yeah. american psycho rocks for not killing luis. but also i love paul allen's death scene sooooooo much. i love paul allen's fake vacation i mean he totally goes on vacation yeah. i have to return some video tapes

the first movie i watched specifically bcuz of INK was pet sematary, but i watched the 2019 version and didn't know it was a remake lol it was kinda dumb but not bad but i feel like i already forget anything notable about it. like i remember the plot 100% (umm because ice nine kills) but i don't remember the experience of watching it??? or something idk

 next i watched the fly! the 50s version and then the 80s version. the 50s version was pretty silly in all its 50s-ness. the little boy was so weird and like. im sure he wasn't supposed to be but he was so weird to me. the sets were kinda cool. andrefly sure was different from brundlefly......... it's crazy how different the two movies were. the 80s one was so gross! but it was funny when his ear fell off tbh.

then last night i watched halloween. IT WAS SO FRICKING BORING like huh????? it was kinda funny when the boyfriend was swinging upside down, dead. it wasn't even close to scary in any way and the plot and characters were boring, and there weren't any cool special effects or crazy make-up. why is the song so much better than the movie