watching straight kids get killed in the woods

 

random death note picture wooot!!!! it is time again, my dear sweet void, to write about the movies i watched this weekend. first was friday the 13th. i watched it on saturday and not friday. horrible, i know.

it was better than halloween. in the beginning it was like, yeah annie is ok (lol) she is talking to a dog so that's cute. she didn't stick around long tho. this movie wasn't scary and the effects weren't very impressive. that older guy (was his name steve) looked so stupid when he was shirtless and wearing jorts like everything about his whole look was so bad. the make-up for kid jason was creepy but like. wow deformed looking child is creepy. wow. somehow it feels hard to remember much of anything to say about this movie. TGIF is a really good song in terms of including a lot of details from the movie and doing them well. probably one of the best, like hip to be scared level.

then i watched cabin fever. this one was actually pretty fun other than the sex scenes Do Not Want umm give me a version of this movie with them cut out and i'd rewatch it. kinda funny to compare this movie to texas chainsaw massacre. the group of young people going on a trip and fucked up stuff happens in their vehicle and people die and there is weed. but cabin fever is more silly and the colour palette isn't so desaturated. anyway, my favourite part was when that one guy fell in the water where the burnt corpse was. also i liked the part where one of the guys fell asleep with his head on the other guy's shoulder. nice. also squirrels are gay. and omg the ending LMAO also when that guy was touching the blonde girl under the blanket and his hand comes up covered in blood like hahahaha periods. not.

also the bunny guy in the hospital. omg like cabin fever has so many things. it's so silly. is hostel this silly i wish hostel would be silly but i feel like it probably isn't.