here's another blog entry no one will read

 

late post, but okay. no one is reading this. if you are reading this i guess you're the special-est person in the world. you are cod's chosen kitten or whatever the fuck. anyway since last time i have viewed the following three "horror" movies... DUN DUN DUN

resident evil. the ice nine kills song is called a rainy day. there is no rain in this movie. most of it happens underground. i think i read that the second movie has rain in it????? maybe that was in the lyrics page on genius dot com. it was different from the movies i watched so far, but i still really didn't care about any of the characters. the cgi was pretty stupid looking at times. there was a creature. idk.

then scream. ok at first i was like yeah this movie wastes no time. the beginning was pretty promising. but ehh... i got too used to these hour and a half movies and THIS FELT SO LONG. SO MANY characters who are supposed to be teenagers but they look so old. i guess that's probably supposed to a be a reference to all the other movies that are like that. but still.

and last night i watched the exorcist which is not an ice nine kills movie but it was in theatre as a special event type thing. again it was quite a different movie. the happy family scenes between the mother and daughter made me think that i might actually care once stuff started happening, but i really didn't. it wasn't scary. no tension. the slime looked like it belonged in a no-budget ghostbusters fan-film.