here's another blog entry no one will read

 

late post, but okay. no one is reading this. if you are reading this i guess you're the special-est person in the world. you are cod's chosen kitten or whatever the fuck. anyway since last time i have viewed the following three "horror" movies... DUN DUN DUN

resident evil. the ice nine kills song is called a rainy day. there is no rain in this movie. most of it happens underground. i think i read that the second movie has rain in it????? maybe that was in the lyrics page on genius dot com. it was different from the movies i watched so far, but i still really didn't care about any of the characters. the cgi was pretty stupid looking at times. there was a creature. idk.

then scream. ok at first i was like yeah this movie wastes no time. the beginning was pretty promising. but ehh... i got too used to these hour and a half movies and THIS FELT SO LONG. SO MANY characters who are supposed to be teenagers but they look so old. i guess that's probably supposed to a be a reference to all the other movies that are like that. but still.

and last night i watched the exorcist which is not an ice nine kills movie but it was in theatre as a special event type thing. again it was quite a different movie. the happy family scenes between the mother and daughter made me think that i might actually care once stuff started happening, but i really didn't. it wasn't scary. no tension. the slime looked like it belonged in a no-budget ghostbusters fan-film.

for the right price you're just a pretty piece of meat!!!!!!!

 

this post is about hostel and....... MY BLOODY VALENTINE! welllllllll i had fun watching these two movies. actually, i watched hostel in the middle of the week. as punishment for thinking i failed a test (i passed it tho). i love wurst vacation so much, it's my fave INK song!!!! so i was kinda scared to watch hostel because maybe it would disappoint me or maybe it would be too gross. well, it kinda disappointed me. it was less torture-y than i expected xD all the tools on the dvd make you think the torturers are going to have a LOT of fun with them... ehhh kinda disappointing. so much boob screen time in this movie I DON'T REALLY MIND but i wish the brunette girl tortured one of the guys....... TT__TT i wish any girl tortured somneone. hmu

then on the weekend i watched MBV - heard u liek hot dog water........... this movie had really creative kills and i thought the effects were really good. the scenes down in the mine were actually kind of creepy. compared to halloween and friday the 13th this movie was soooooo much better. everything they lacked, MBV had it. i might be biased but yeah the setting and the characters felt way more realistic? idk. i liked it. the ending song is a banger

PSYCHO KILLER qu'est-ce que c'est?????

 

time for a post with a slightly more relevant pic... it's psycho on VHS which was one of the movies i watched this weekend. did i mention i've been watching all these movies on a crappy old crt i got off the side of the road? but all the dvds are widescreen... but the vhs tape is 4:3. anyway, on to the actual movies!

friday night was hellraiser! i kinda had high hopes (yay p!atd) for this movie. it sounded cool. but it didn't really deliver. style over substance. except the effects weren't even that good. like the dude's face in pieces on the floor what was that LOL and the hooks going through "skin" like idk. it wasn't doing it for me. and like, the engineer? yeah if you saw something like that in real life, it'd be fucked but it's just a movie so it's just stupid looking. and again it's such a STRAIGHT PEOPLE movie. and so 80s. i ordered the dvd of the second one cuz i want to see if the effects get any better...

saturday's movie was psycho, the 1998 version. i kinda wonder if it would have been better to watch the original? would it be creepy in black and white? i might try watching that one at some point. i don't have much to say about this movie. the song is better than the movie! maybe i knew too much about the movie? the motel should have been creepier looking. the average motel is creepier looking i think.

then on sunday i watched another movie, but not even an ice nine kills movie! i wanted to see a horror movie in a theatre, so i went and watched the strangers. i don't know if it's just because it was in a theatre, or if it was because it's not an 80s movie, or what, but aaah, finally some tension LOL loud parts are really loud in a theatre though... and like yeah it was kinda stupid but i thought it was better than some of the other stuff i've been watching. like i was actually wondering if they were going to survive or not...