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 ...so yeah. i finally watched evil dead. the evil dead? idk. i don't care. at first it was like Wow! Olden times straight teenagers hanging out in the middle of nowhere! never seen that before! (i have. it's called texas chainsaw massacre) wow this is just like cabin fever but from the 80s <-- would a true horror fan shoot me for saying this???? but then honestly it did start getting better and was actually pretty alright. big fan of it NOT having a final girl big fan of having a dude be the final girl. it really didn't feel like it was low budget, it seemed normal. like campy, yeah, but. it's from the 80s.

also i have watched saw 2 and saw 3. saw 2 was so long ago, i can't believe i didn't write about it here. i feel like it wasn't as good as the first one, but the house really set it apart from the first movie so it was kinda nice that it was so different. the main thing i remember is the needle pit. :\  and the door gun lol.

saw 3 wasn't that long ago. i liked when that guy was getting drowned in pig juice. sooooo gross but so funny. can't say the same for frozen lady. and wozzname that old moid sure did puke i think and i feel like there was another guy who puked at some point but i forget lol.

more spr posting

 might add more that i really like as i find them... the journey thru the sexpot revenge blog. a goldmine. not a landmine but i was thinking that

random sexpot revenge artwork

yeaaaaah. stolen from their old ameblog. by the way i watched saw ii at some point but it was a long time ago. i was going to watch saw iii last night but i didn't.

horrorshow

 have this hetalia picture because why not. it's dark out early now so it's easier to watch movies. i watched hellraiser 2 and saw tonight and it's not even that late yet. hellraiser 2 felt like a really nothing movie. somehow the first hour passed really quickly. the effects somehow reminded me of the original star trek even though i haven't watched that in years but. i feel like star trek TOS had really stupid looking effects. 

saw was fine i guess. yay male suffering. but idk it wasnt really good enough. and did adam have any chance at getting rescued or not. it was too vague. idk if i wanted him to die or not. at some points the movie was really interesting but sometimes it felt really boring. idk.

also a longer amount of time ago i watched terrifier 2, even though i didn't like the first one. the second one was better in some ways but worse in some ways. at least it had more of a plot. it's pretty forgettable other than that part. it seems like ppl always mention the salt but the salt was the least awful part of that scene. i kinda wanted to stop watching the movie but also i was like no. and i was glad i didnt stop watching since that was the worst part. :\ but i feel like sienna had some cool moments of attacking art at least. but i cant really remember. idk if i should watch the third one.

btw the only movie on welcome to horrorwood i haven't watched is the evil dead so i need to watch that. silver scream has more i haven't watched though...

i am still watching horror movies

 

obviously none of them are as good as death note. the last one i watched was final destination. does that even count as a horror movie? if i had to say a good thing about this movie it was that i liked when tony todd was there - but if i hadn't previously seen candyman then he would have just been some random guy. also claire's first outfit was pretty hot but it feels fucked up to say that since her character is supposed to be a high schooler but based off all these other movies i assume the actress was not a teenager but ???? anyway the all black look and showing that tiny amount of skin was great. even tho wearing a slightly too short top is pretty annoying like if you're actually wearing it

also before that i watched terrifier. i didn't really think the effects were all that fancy. and it felt pretty stupid. is it really better to go inside some creepy building with some guy to take a piss vs doing it outside at night while wearing a dress????? i don't think so. the lady with the doll made it seem like they were trying way too hard. why was she even in the building. what was the purpose of any of the areas of the building. like i can't say there was anything i liked about terrifier. work of art by ice nine kills is pretty good tho.

swag swag swag etc

 

my blog has a non-zero amount of views. but it's close to zero. did someone come to my blog looking for the petekey truth. honestly i just wanted to post this picture from world of gays. 

i never wrote about candyman on here but actually that's one of the best horror movies i have watched. it's nice to have a horror movie that takes place in a city. unlike texas chainsaw massacre. i watched the old version of it in theatre for a special event thing. it really was different from the 2000s one. savages by ice nine kills is definitely way more relevant to the original movie LOL. but tcm is still really whatever to me. well the 2000s one with the guy getting hooked was better i think but i like the hitchhiker in the older one more i suppose.

but anyway candyman yeah it was good because it was easier to care about the characters more than most horror movies. but then there was a point where i started thinking the mc was pretty dumb. the scene where she's going to her car is that point lol it amuses me that the most important white guy character in the movie is cheating pedo husband who is significantly more hateable than the "antagonist" also the scenes in that abandoned apartment were so creepy like i was actually scared hahaha

it's me again

 

it's a picture of matt death note because he has a striped shirt and i watched nightmare on elm street and freddy has a striped shirt so yeah. i haven't really been watching any movies. i forget if i watched anything between the exorcist and nightmare on elm street. anyway. i watched nightmare on elm street as you (non-existent person) have already heard. and then i watched the second nightmare on elm street. ugh. i barely even remember the first one any more. like ok it was just another one of those movies about straight teenagers who are actually closer to 30 then they are teenagers but anyway they are very straight. i wish someone i liked would climb thru my window. there's nothing to say about it like it was the same as all those other 80s and 70s horror movies. the boiler room made me think "oh whats that show... recess??? detention?? no not that. flying rhino junior high."

the second one was pretty weird. why did they call it freddy's revenge. wasn't the first movie also freddy getting revenge??? how much of what happened in this movie was even supposed to be real. also way too much dude nipples in this movie. i complain about all the straight teenagers in these movies but the gay aspect of this movie was weird.

and then ok the movie i forgot i watched but i saw it in my library borrowing history: silence of the lambs. were there even any moths in this movie. i expected moths to be more of a thing. it was better than most of these movies simply because the main character was not a teenager. yay. idk it was kinda interesting but forgettable. quid pro quo as we go~~~ oh that part where you think that guy is the guy but actually its hannibal that was good i guess

ALSO i watched longlegs in theatre. it sure also was a movie with a female fbi agent as the main character. it was kinda whatever like they set up that kinda psychic thing in the start but then it just disappeared. and did the doll stuff really make any sense? or am i just dumb. when will i watch a horror movie that actually makes an impact.